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Definitions by clayton bigsby

pippy burn 

When one experiences extremly painful burning sensations in the hole on their penis. can mostly be caused from soap or shampoo.
Oooooh god i have mad pippy burn.
pippy burn by clayton bigsby May 13, 2005

fillintheblankistan 

Used to describe any random country in the Middle East, without having to be specific.
Y'know....ol' Mohommad over in Fillintheblankistan...

Roscoe P. Coltrane 

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.
1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"

run like a frenchman 

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.
guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?

Ass Superman 

A) An insult to someone's charecter and/or sexual preferences, akin to ass clown, pole smoker, ass jockey, and ass pirate.
B) Used by straight women/gay men to describe a man with a nice ass.
C) A tattoo of the Superman sheild symbol on one's ass.
-Anthony is an Ass Superman
-Anthony is an Ass Superman
-Anthony has one awesome Ass Superman.
Ass Superman by Clayton Bigsby April 2, 2005
another word for a flamer. Also, one who has no friends,life, or sense of humor and constantly steals others jokes. A Cono can only be a male. Calling someone a Cono is also telling them that they are a gay motherfucker and have no penis except the one that is probably in their mouth.
Mike stop bein such a Cono and stealing all of my jokes.
Cono by Clayton Bigsby March 30, 2005

chehomis 

verb- When one person in some form removes one's penis and then shoves it into that person's or another person's ear or other hole in the boddy (i.e, ear, mouth, ass, pussy...)
When I kept asking for anal my girlfriend threatened to chehomis me

I chehomized my girlfriend with the guy I caught her cheating on me with
chehomis by Clayton Bigsby March 26, 2005