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another word for a flamer. Also, one who has no friends,life, or sense of humor and constantly steals others jokes. A Cono can only be a male. Calling someone a Cono is also telling them that they are a gay motherfucker and have no penis except the one that is probably in their mouth.
by Clayton Bigsby March 30, 2005
Get the Conomug. When one experiences extremly painful burning sensations in the hole on their penis. can mostly be caused from soap or shampoo.
by clayton bigsby May 13, 2005
Get the pippy burnmug. by Clayton Bigsby October 18, 2006
Get the OTMmug. Noun: A person who steals for a living, breaks into your house, takes your TV, whatever.
Verb: To take something.
Verb: To take something.
1) Derrick's a thief, bastard stole my CD.
2)
a) I thiefed that loser's CD, 'cause I liked 'em.
b) Oi, go thief some pop for me, I'm thirsty.
2)
a) I thiefed that loser's CD, 'cause I liked 'em.
b) Oi, go thief some pop for me, I'm thirsty.
by Clayton Bigsby December 22, 2005
Get the thiefmug. 1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.
2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.
2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.
by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005
Get the run like a frenchmanmug. A) An insult to someone's charecter and/or sexual preferences, akin to ass clown, pole smoker, ass jockey, and ass pirate.
B) Used by straight women/gay men to describe a man with a nice ass.
C) A tattoo of the Superman sheild symbol on one's ass.
B) Used by straight women/gay men to describe a man with a nice ass.
C) A tattoo of the Superman sheild symbol on one's ass.
by Clayton Bigsby April 2, 2005
Get the Ass Supermanmug. 1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.
2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.
3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.
4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.
2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.
3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.
4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.
1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!
2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.
3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?
4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"
2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.
3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?
4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"
by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005
Get the Roscoe P. Coltranemug.