clayton bigsby's definitions

fillintheblankistan

Used to describe any random country in the Middle East, without having to be specific.

Y'know....ol' Mohommad over in Fillintheblankistan...

by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

Roscoe P. Coltrane

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.

1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"

by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

run like a frenchman

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.

guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?

by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

niggerfucker

White women who engage in sexual intercourse with men of African American descent, more commonly referred to as niggers.

I wouldn't touch that slut. She's a niggerfucker.

by Clayton Bigsby March 7, 2005

nigger donalds

a mcdonalds eating establishmen with at least 90% of employees are african american (black)
note: not to be confused with mcnigger

"i went to eat at nigger donalds and got raped, shot, and robbed. Damn darkies!"

by clayton bigsby March 14, 2005

naimah arms

when a girl has very hairy arms. The arms can sometimes get so hairy that when when she tries to shave them the razor will break.

OMG her naimah arms are so bad that I dropped my baseball in there and i couldn't see it after it hit the hair jungle.

by Clayton Bigsby March 25, 2005

chehomis

verb- When one person in some form removes one's penis and then shoves it into that person's or another person's ear or other hole in the boddy (i.e, ear, mouth, ass, pussy...)

When I kept asking for anal my girlfriend threatened to chehomis me

I chehomized my girlfriend with the guy I caught her cheating on me with

by Clayton Bigsby March 26, 2005