clayton's definitions

Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

gav

The short, pushy member of a townie or Kev gang. usually found at the front of a group of four Kevs mouthing off safe in the knowledge that, should push come to shove (and indeed kick) Kev, Darren and Tone will actually perform the requisite violence.

"leave it Gav, It ain't worff it"

by clayton July 22, 2003

rainbow kiss

something that has never happened anywhere, ever, to anyone, at all.

"Excuse me darling, now that we have achieved maturity and entered a sexual relationship, let us perform that rainbow kiss we heard about in school."

"erm, no, I don't think we should actually."

by Clayton July 14, 2003

democracy

fascism by numbers

this is a democracy

by Clayton July 14, 2003

web site

convenient junction of branches, metallic junk or similar ephemera used by spiders to construct silk traps for the apprehension of flying insects and similar.

"Hey, Arachne darling, check out this web site! Heavy Fly Traffic, low overheads and a sweet view of the park! I love it!"

by Clayton July 14, 2003

trick ass mark

Someone who scuffs your sneakers and does not appologize.

some trick ass mark dun stepped on my sneakers and poured Morton salt all o'r dem

by Clayton October 18, 2004

sphect

Possibly the skankiest kid ever. His dad's a fucking hippy that meets other dirty liberal douches to protest. He wears the exact same clothes as his brothers and he thinks he's better than everyone else.

<i>Also</i>
To show up at someone's house, completely unwanted and just to rot their for hours on end, boring them to death while making the house smell like a fucking sewage treatment plant.

Where's that dirty sphect kid?

by clayton August 9, 2004