Definitions by clayton

aesir 

Ancient norse 'Shining Ones'

i don't think the Aesir would like it if you threw that hammer at me Thor.

aesir by clayton July 22, 2003

womble 

n.1. A fictional, long-nosed, litter collecting inhabitant of Wimbledon Common
2. A spastic on a bicycle

1. Remember you're a womble Uncle Bulgaria
2. Hahaha! Womble!!!

womble by clayton July 22, 2003

gav

The short, pushy member of a townie or Kev gang. usually found at the front of a group of four Kevs mouthing off safe in the knowledge that, should push come to shove (and indeed kick) Kev, Darren and Tone will actually perform the requisite violence.

"leave it Gav, It ain't worff it"

gav by clayton July 22, 2003

democracy 

fascism by numbers

this is a democracy

democracy by Clayton July 14, 2003

Paedophile (s) 

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

Paedophile (s) by Clayton July 14, 2003

web site 

convenient junction of branches, metallic junk or similar ephemera used by spiders to construct silk traps for the apprehension of flying insects and similar.

"Hey, Arachne darling, check out this web site! Heavy Fly Traffic, low overheads and a sweet view of the park! I love it!"

web site by Clayton July 14, 2003

radicalism 

outmoded cultural philosophy expounded by boring old academics, spin doctors and business leaders

We have maintained our radicalism for thirty years!

radicalism by Clayton July 14, 2003