clayton's definitions

sonofabitch

1)noun; a person that pisses the crizzap out of you or your friends.
2)as an exclemation to express shock or extreme emotion

1) that sonofabitch!
2) Sonofabitch! I said suck the motherfucker, you're bitin' it! Shit!

by clayton March 21, 2003

web site

convenient junction of branches, metallic junk or similar ephemera used by spiders to construct silk traps for the apprehension of flying insects and similar.

"Hey, Arachne darling, check out this web site! Heavy Fly Traffic, low overheads and a sweet view of the park! I love it!"

by Clayton July 14, 2003

democracy

fascism by numbers

this is a democracy

by Clayton July 14, 2003

Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

radicalism

outmoded cultural philosophy expounded by boring old academics, spin doctors and business leaders

We have maintained our radicalism for thirty years!

by Clayton July 14, 2003

rainbow kiss

something that has never happened anywhere, ever, to anyone, at all.

"Excuse me darling, now that we have achieved maturity and entered a sexual relationship, let us perform that rainbow kiss we heard about in school."

"erm, no, I don't think we should actually."

by Clayton July 14, 2003

aesir

Ancient norse 'Shining Ones'

i don't think the Aesir would like it if you threw that hammer at me Thor.

by clayton July 22, 2003