grumpkin

a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.

Brandon's girlfriend is such a grumpkin.

by clayton September 20, 2004

aesir

Ancient norse 'Shining Ones'

i don't think the Aesir would like it if you threw that hammer at me Thor.

by clayton July 22, 2003

web site

convenient junction of branches, metallic junk or similar ephemera used by spiders to construct silk traps for the apprehension of flying insects and similar.

"Hey, Arachne darling, check out this web site! Heavy Fly Traffic, low overheads and a sweet view of the park! I love it!"

by Clayton July 14, 2003

democracy

fascism by numbers

this is a democracy

by Clayton July 14, 2003

trick ass mark

Someone who scuffs your sneakers and does not appologize.

some trick ass mark dun stepped on my sneakers and poured Morton salt all o'r dem

by Clayton October 18, 2004

sphect

Possibly the skankiest kid ever. His dad's a fucking hippy that meets other dirty liberal douches to protest. He wears the exact same clothes as his brothers and he thinks he's better than everyone else.

<i>Also</i>
To show up at someone's house, completely unwanted and just to rot their for hours on end, boring them to death while making the house smell like a fucking sewage treatment plant.

Where's that dirty sphect kid?

by clayton August 09, 2004

faquisha

Extremely black and ghetto name, usually used in a stereotypical context

These damn Faquishas come onto my damn subway car and yell at one another and call it a conversation. Must be some kind of jungle technique.

by Clayton April 16, 2004