claire's definitions

Mafia

A term used to describe people who are outside of the law and profiting themselves. A few great examples of these people would be Al Capone, Momo (Sam Giancana), and of course Vito Corleone (The Godfather). If you belong to the mafia you are a mafioso or a mobster!

Do you work for the mafia?
The mafia owns almost everything in the world.
The mafia kills off people that are considered bad.

by Claire May 18, 2004

Gabification

1) Gossiping excesively with your best friend
2) Hearing the craziest stories that you would never hear from anyone else
3) Spending time with your best friend EVER

omg GABIFY me!
We totally need to spend some gabification/clairification time!

by claire October 21, 2004

cubik

cubik is what they call ' hot shit.' He was so good last night and made me cum 10000000000 times. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck me harder cubikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

by claire November 2, 2004

flossy

Some one that is hot, sexy, or banging; Someone that you would fuck just by their looks.

"Stephen from Laguna Beach is so flossy. I'd do him in a second."

by claire November 11, 2004

Captain Morgan

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

by Claire November 15, 2004

Cap'n

From the comercial for Captain Morgan (spiced rum)

"Got a litte Cap'n in ya?"

by claire November 15, 2004

shmeagol

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.

1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!

by Claire November 21, 2004