citronic 's definitions
a beach which is covered in people who are completely pale.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.
Jess: You want to go hang out on Oriental Parade?
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!
by Citronic January 5, 2009
Get the white beachmug. Todd: So, you doing anything tonight?
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.
by Citronic July 20, 2008
Get the exit onlymug. the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.
how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.
steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.
steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.
by Citronic July 12, 2009
Get the kiwi dipmug. Tom had to sexaggerate last night, in order to 'up' his friends. Of course, no three lesbian girls had gone home with him at all.
by Citronic December 30, 2008
Get the sexaggeratemug. n. when you have braces on the top and bottom row of your teeth, giving the wearer the look of having mini traintracks running through their mouth.
the gaps between your teeth are the bars and your braces are the tracks.
the gaps between your teeth are the bars and your braces are the tracks.
rebecca: guess who's getting traintracks?
courtney: who?
rebecca: simon! he's also going to the same orthodontist as me!
courtney: doesn't mei go to that one too?
rebecca: oh, whoops...
courtney: who?
rebecca: simon! he's also going to the same orthodontist as me!
courtney: doesn't mei go to that one too?
rebecca: oh, whoops...
by Citronic January 3, 2009
Get the traintracksmug. A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.
"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."
by Citronic October 21, 2008
Get the squeetardmug. by Citronic July 12, 2009
Get the gutteredmug.