kiwi dip

the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.

how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.

steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.

by Citronic July 12, 2009

guttered

when you are ultimately shamed out or down. mainly used for commenting on someone else's failure.

jess: did you hear how jack fell down the hill?
joel: guttered, man.

by Citronic July 12, 2009

sexaggerate

To exaggerate sexual encounters to make others jealous.

Tom had to sexaggerate last night, in order to 'up' his friends. Of course, no three lesbian girls had gone home with him at all.

by Citronic December 30, 2008

study break

the fifteen to twenty minutes you use to take a break from facebook and study. it is advised you should only have a study break every two hours.

on chat
you: alright, i'm going to take a study break.
her: what?
aren't you on facebook right now?
you: nah, nah i'm going to get off facebook

by Citronic April 06, 2011

gay in theory

when a person often does a stereotyped gay thing to their sex, but isn't actually gay themselves.

he's into singstar, doesn't mind shopping and puts down the toilet seat. he isn't gay, just gay in theory.

"did jack just say he's getting into interior decorating?"
"don't worry about it... he's just gay in theory."

by Citronic January 28, 2009

canceled

This word is blatantly bolded, as it bluntly tells you your entry was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.

'SUBMISSION CANCELED.
Your submission was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.'

"What, the? They didn't even spell it right!"

by Citronic December 10, 2007

squeetard

A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.

"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."

by Citronic October 21, 2008