citronic 's definitions

white beach

a beach which is covered in people who are completely pale.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.

Jess: You want to go hang out on Oriental Parade?
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!

by Citronic January 5, 2009

kiwi dip

the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.

how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.

steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.

by Citronic July 12, 2009

exit only

a way to explain that you are one and only, heterosexual.

Todd: So, you doing anything tonight?
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.

by Citronic July 20, 2008

study break

the fifteen to twenty minutes you use to take a break from facebook and study. it is advised you should only have a study break every two hours.

on chat
you: alright, i'm going to take a study break.
her: what?
aren't you on facebook right now?
you: nah, nah i'm going to get off facebook

by Citronic April 6, 2011

gay in theory

when a person often does a stereotyped gay thing to their sex, but isn't actually gay themselves.

he's into singstar, doesn't mind shopping and puts down the toilet seat. he isn't gay, just gay in theory.

"did jack just say he's getting into interior decorating?"
"don't worry about it... he's just gay in theory."

by Citronic January 28, 2009

basketboy

one who devotes his life to the rim. he MUST be the best.

Liam bounced the ball several times, before executing a perfect layup.

He is... Basketboy.

by Citronic January 5, 2009

cannt

the word when illiterate or ignorant people can't decide between 'can't' or 'cannot'.
could also be a typo, but many prefer to use the first in order to be superior.

some people even have the nerve to write cann't. just as bad.

sometimes, people just cannt spell right.
that's how it is born.

by Citronic October 12, 2007