citronic 's definitions

exit only

a way to explain that you are one and only, heterosexual.

Todd: So, you doing anything tonight?
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.

by Citronic July 20, 2008

traintracks

n. when you have braces on the top and bottom row of your teeth, giving the wearer the look of having mini traintracks running through their mouth.

the gaps between your teeth are the bars and your braces are the tracks.

rebecca: guess who's getting traintracks?
courtney: who?
rebecca: simon! he's also going to the same orthodontist as me!
courtney: doesn't mei go to that one too?
rebecca: oh, whoops...

by Citronic January 3, 2009

white beach

a beach which is covered in people who are completely pale.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.

Jess: You want to go hang out on Oriental Parade?
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!

by Citronic January 5, 2009

squeetard

A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.

"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."

by Citronic October 21, 2008

sexaggerate

To exaggerate sexual encounters to make others jealous.

Tom had to sexaggerate last night, in order to 'up' his friends. Of course, no three lesbian girls had gone home with him at all.

by Citronic December 30, 2008

guttered

when you are ultimately shamed out or down. mainly used for commenting on someone else's failure.

jess: did you hear how jack fell down the hill?
joel: guttered, man.

by Citronic July 12, 2009

ultimate shame

The act of putting a sticker on a person's back without the victim noticing. You then call 'ultimate shame' and laugh childishly behind their back. The aim is to make it stay as long as you can.

The more common stickers are the small fruit ones, found on apples, bananas etc...

Courtney peeled the nectarine sticker off carefully and lightly patted Simon on the back. This resulted in her calling 'ultimate shame' and the rest of her friends laughing. Simon just felt confused.

by Citronic December 9, 2008