christina's definitions

bullseye50k

thought was cool. realized wasn't. embraced lameness.

anything dealing with brandon grubbs.

by christina June 15, 2003

Emeril, The

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."

"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."

by Christina March 10, 2005

Jeff Gordon

Sexyist nascar racer alive.

Jeff Gordon is the sexyist man alive.

by Christina April 26, 2005

mount de sales

where everything you have ever heard about catholic school girls come true...

the best all girls catholic school ever

the hottest prep girls

by christina May 6, 2005

juvenile court

A court that you go to if you are a child are under the age of 18 years old .

Sue bet this bitch up so since she is 14 she has to go to juvenile court.

by christina October 7, 2004

kid rock

n. 1 Ordinary generic-looking ugly Redneck 2 Uneducated Trailer Trash Wimp 3 No talent 4 Cannot sing 5 To not wash your hair 6 To not bath in a long time 6 Pam Anderson’s whipped bitch 7 Proof that even ordinary rednecks with no talent can be in the music industry 8 The attempt to sing rap…no wait...country...no, oh yeah...rock... who the fuck knows...9 A mixed up inbred banjo player 10 Farm boy 11 Sheep fucker

Redneck Kid Rock sucks fat cock...

Girl#1 "Hey look, its Kid Rock!"

Girl#2 "Who? Oh yeah, that fucking ugly piece of worthless shit."

by Christina September 4, 2004

drove

a large group

"they came in droves"

by christina November 11, 2003