chrisssy226's definitions

gluten baby

Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.

"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"

by chrisssy226 December 15, 2017

Barf-making

When something smells, looks, tastes, feels or sounds so incredibly disgusting that it causes you to want to throw up.

"Hey, Christine. Want to try some Tabasco Ice Cream? it's delicious."
"No thanks. The concoction sounds barf-making"

by chrisssy226 October 5, 2025

Columbian Dancing Dust

Synonym for cocaine.

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I think Management needs to lay off the Columbian Dancing Dust.

by chrisssy226 February 18, 2023

in the can

Completed project or assignment

Sociology Junior Research Methods Student: "There. Assignment 3 complete and in the can. Now, I can sit back and chill while I wait for the results"

by chrisssy226 April 4, 2024

carrot coloured crybaby

Another nickname for Donald Trump. So named because of his orange complexion and perpetual meltdowns when he doesn't get his way.

So, it's official. Joe Biden takes over as 46th President of the United States. But that's something the Carrot Coloured Crybaby will have to accept and get used to, regardless of his temper tantrums.

by chrisssy226 November 24, 2020

Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

Call the moose

Slang for farting, passing gas

Person #1 farts. "Excuse me. I just had to call the moose"

by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023