snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
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Ping and Pong

Slang for a guy's gonads/balls/scrotes
Woman: sniffs the air, detecting a foul odour: "EEEEEWWWWW! What's that stench?"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"
by chrisssy226 April 27, 2024
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gluten baby

Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.
"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"
by chrisssy226 December 15, 2017
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When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
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carrot coloured crybaby

Another nickname for Donald Trump. So named because of his orange complexion and perpetual meltdowns when he doesn't get his way.
So, it's official. Joe Biden takes over as 46th President of the United States. But that's something the Carrot Coloured Crybaby will have to accept and get used to, regardless of his temper tantrums.
by chrisssy226 November 24, 2020
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Call the moose

Person #1 farts. "Excuse me. I just had to call the moose"
by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023
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in the can

Sociology Junior Research Methods Student: "There. Assignment 3 complete and in the can. Now, I can sit back and chill while I wait for the results"
by chrisssy226 April 04, 2024
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