Definitions by chrisssy226
Columbian Dancing Dust
That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I think Management needs to lay off the Columbian Dancing Dust.
Columbian Dancing Dust by chrisssy226 February 18, 2023
nakeyfaced
I stepped inside my apartment door and removed my mask. Damn, did it ever feel good to go nakeyfaced
nakeyfaced by chrisssy226 March 7, 2021
carrot coloured crybaby
Another nickname for Donald Trump. So named because of his orange complexion and perpetual meltdowns when he doesn't get his way.
So, it's official. Joe Biden takes over as 46th President of the United States. But that's something the Carrot Coloured Crybaby will have to accept and get used to, regardless of his temper tantrums.
carrot coloured crybaby by chrisssy226 November 24, 2020
snot swab
Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
snot swab by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
Lose one's shit
We've had to deal with quarantine protocols for a week and all residents have had to remain in their suites with no visitors. Some of the residents that have more advanced Dementia are losing their shit. They're becoming physically aggressive. But to lose one's shit comes more easily with quarantine than one would otherwise think
Lose one's shit by chrisssy226 October 25, 2020
diady
People are standing up to Donald Trump and it's no doubt causing the Orange Moron to throw a tantrum. Someone check his diady to make sure he hasn't soiled himself.
diady by chrisssy226 June 4, 2020
Standing, hovering spread-eagle
When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
Standing, hovering spread-eagle by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019