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bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"
While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!
by Chris September 9, 2005
mugGet the bat-shit retardedmug.

Escualido

A vast majority of the venezuelan opposition, guilty of being so blind and self-centered that they don't realize the reality of things.

About the 90% of the venezuelan media.

Cubans exiles' wannabes. They pretend to be the next "balseros" (drifters) without the attitude and the cause, of course.
I don't care if you're right or not; you do as I say because I'm white, I'm educated and have lots of money. I'm Escualido!
by Chris March 11, 2005
mugGet the Escualidomug.

ice

1)- Frozen water, used to cool drinks or for medical healing during athletic competition

2)- Expensive jewelry, usually in the form of diamonds that is worn in either necklace, ring, chain, or earrings

3)- To kill or murder someone

4)- Methamphetamines, illicit street drugs
1)- Let's ice that ankle so you're ready for the next game

2)- I keep my boo flooded with ice

3)- Fool didn't pay, so he had to get iced

4)- Lemme buy some ice from you
by Chris December 29, 2003
mugGet the icemug.

bangin' a lang

Doing a line or hittin a point of yay or cocaine.
"Man where'd you go?"
"I was bangin' a lang in the bathroom"
by Chris September 7, 2005
mugGet the bangin' a langmug.

DEEZ

by chris October 23, 2002
mugGet the DEEZmug.

boyant

Will float in a bowl of piss.
that turd is boyant!
by chris December 1, 2004
mugGet the boyantmug.

jim beam

Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.
by chris September 22, 2003
mugGet the jim beammug.

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