chris 's definitions

chickenhead

Coined by rappers as a person who ain't shit and talks crap to look cool. Also can be a "wankster"

Look at that dag foo chickenhead! He gonna get stomped!"

by chris December 14, 2003

Wisconsin Facial

Human sexual practice when a lactating female intentionally squeezes breastmilk all over the males face.

My baby's momma gave me a wisconsin facial last night so I had to give her a hot-carl.

by Chris September 15, 2004

tricked out

Fully loaded - all the extras

That vehicle is totally tricked out

by Chris August 28, 2004

stupid

The act of saying or doing something silly but funny. Typically used in Washington D.C.

Did you hear what Joe said last night at the party? He's so stupid.

by Chris March 7, 2005

camelking

During the act of gay intercourse, the "giver" is refered to as the camelking. Originated in acient egypt as a practice of the pharohs.

When Chad and Chris were riding the hershey highway, Chris was the pillow biter, making chad the camelking.

by Chris January 21, 2005

Funny Crotch

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater

1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!

2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!

by Chris March 15, 2005

novocaine

procaine administered as a hydrochloride

The dentist gave me novocaine

by Chris June 19, 2005