chris 's definitions

denots

to toke up. Stoned spelt backwards. Smoke dat shit.

lets get denots out of our minds!

by Chris December 30, 2003

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"

"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"

by Chris June 18, 2006

turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

by Chris November 17, 2003

undoucheable

A guy who is so nice/clean you can't hate him for getting a girl. The opposite would be a douche who gets a girl he dosen't deserve.

"I really like ___, but this dude is pretty sweet to her, he is undoucheable"

by Chris March 27, 2005

10-9

10-9 is a police, and other 10 code using service, which has a meaning the same as, "repeat" or "say-again"

Can you please 10-9 your last transmission, It was a little 10-1 (distorted, broken up).

by Chris October 25, 2004

san luis obispo

A town with a pretty decent public engineering school and no drive-thrus.

1. Poor SLO people, thinking their eng program is as good as UCSDs.
2. I want to go to San Luis Obispo for their sweet Mardi Gras, too bad there're no drive-thrus.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Hard Target

1. An ugly person you bring home for sex.
Note: Often results in a Rough Shot
Also known as the dreaded 'Coyote.'

'Went home with a Hard Target last night'
'Tough luck, bud.'

by Chris June 18, 2006