chris's definitions

He-Hooters

Similar to moobs; a disgustingly large set of breasts found on a man.

My god man! Look at his he-hooters!

by Chris April 24, 2003

Aberfoyle

Eau de source naturelle... oh..
Natural Spring Water.. Its better than shitty Dasani

Bow down bitch

by Chris November 12, 2003

hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

by Chris August 8, 2004

listener

To listen to a person(s) use the toilet.

I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening.

by Chris December 20, 2004

metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

by Chris December 23, 2004

ventz

a man who is scared of no-one, his own person, he is allwys full of money, will b a ruler

mafia boss, a ruler in himself

by chris December 15, 2004

kicks

shoes

-those are some fly kicks, nigga! where you get them?
-payless, fa sho.

by chris November 7, 2003