chris's definitions

turkey

Three strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

David just got a Turkey!

by Chris March 26, 2003

The Sammy Hagar

The sammy Hagar is a sex posistion in which the man holds his women like a guitar. Head over right shoulder he "tunes" her nipple whilst fondeling her vaginal area.

Oh Chris please preform the sammy hagar on me.

by Chris April 16, 2005

Mr.Showtime

The greatest wrestler that ever was.

Mr. Showtime has defeated the likes of Ghost, Degenerate, Slash, Tank, and Enforcer with out breaking a sweat

by Chris April 15, 2005

vankampened

When you borrow something and dont give it back.

I vankampened that dan kid out of his game.

by Chris January 12, 2004

dobber

someone who is flighty, naive, and never knows what is going on. Your average idiot with no real direction in life, who is normally the one doing stupid things when your with your friends.

dude your such a dobber

by chris January 8, 2005

SIDS

Small Island Developing States.

Dr Toepfer was speaking at the launch of a Unep report on the plight of small island developing states, known as Sids.

by Chris January 6, 2005

fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

by chris April 10, 2005