chris's definitions

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005

so small

a reference in South Park (Chimpokoman), refering to penis size.Also the phrase "so small" must be acted out with showing how small with ones hand.

my friend Aaron is so small.

by Chris November 18, 2002

hit it

To leave

It's seven o'clock...let's hit it.

by chris November 24, 2003

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 9, 2004

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Chris April 2, 2005

sidelines

to tell them after your done beefing with one person they are next

yo after im done with your boy im going to see you on the sidelines

by chris January 12, 2005