cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005

waterworld

1. Michigan, coined by the rap group Binary Star, refers to the Great Lakes surrounding the mitten.

2. A really bad Kevin Costner movie.

One.Be.Lo is the illest rapper in waterworld.

Did you see that movie waterworld? It was balls.

by Chris March 04, 2005

hick metal

Cowboys singing death metal.

Ever heard of Pumpjack? Good, hick metal sucks.

by Chris January 25, 2005

Iskyoork

Simply put the greatest person ever.

God I wish I was Iskyoork

by Chris April 11, 2005

pie

The All Powerful Ruler Of The World!!!

Pie Will Kick Your Ass!!!

by Chris January 18, 2005

shmool

Lovable Loser

Things just dont work for him for no other reason than he just sucks.

Well Shmool, it works for me... It doesn't work for you because you suck

by Chris April 24, 2005

jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

by Chris April 21, 2004