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Xerox

A band that my friends and I are working on, featuring Ian Focht on guitar, Brent Hayes on drums, and myself on bass. Though we don't play or practice yet, we do write poems to eventually become songs and such. We also have fans already, sort of.

Xerox is heavily influenced by some modern metal bands, such as Apartment 26, and Korn, aswell as many classic rock bands, such as The Ramones, Nirvana, and AC/DC.

by Chris June 21, 2004

your mom in a box

A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.

1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box

2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box

by Chris March 23, 2005

the endless summer

The absolute classic surf film. A must see for all surfers. When surfing is thought of, the endless summer should come to mind, and when the endless summer is thought of bliss. Director, narrator, and surfer Bruce Brown captures the sport in its greatest glory. Following the summer around the world, finding the best surf spots with the warm waters of and endless paradise.

Yo, you wanna go watch endless summer?
Yeah, i love this movie.

by chris April 7, 2005

pimp

just one more way to say cool

Dat shiznit is pimp!

by Chris October 21, 2004

tribes

Played by some of the best online gamers for 4 years. Is now run by complete utter newbs who need to ask how to shoot. R.I.P. S:T

idiot newbs tribes has been dead for a year

by chris July 11, 2003

Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

by Chris March 4, 2004

RICERS

Someone who does up their 4-cyl. car with colour-wheel coded paintjobs (to be tough) and front and rear and maybe middle spoilers in case the wind catches the car, as well as lights in various places for the purpose of atrracting coral spawn.

"I hope your mum insured that thing for you"

by Chris November 10, 2003