chris's definitions

wiener-dick

An annoying fuck who wont leave u alone.

Zack.why do u have to be such a wiener-dick?

by chris March 21, 2005

fliz

a half gram or sometimes 0.4 of a gram of cocaine sold for 25-30 dollars

"last night i did a fliz in like a half an hour and i was yakked out as shit man"

by chris November 16, 2006

Schiavo

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"

by Chris April 10, 2005

wrotten

The word that "special" people use, for they do not understand the concept of the word written.

"You have that wrotten down?"asked Ms. Fralick."No, i don't because wrotten isn't a word." Ms. Fralick is a special person and should not leave the house with out her helmet

by chris May 13, 2005

Escualido

A vast majority of the venezuelan opposition, guilty of being so blind and self-centered that they don't realize the reality of things.

About the 90% of the venezuelan media.

Cubans exiles' wannabes. They pretend to be the next "balseros" (drifters) without the attitude and the cause, of course.

I don't care if you're right or not; you do as I say because I'm white, I'm educated and have lots of money. I'm Escualido!

by Chris March 11, 2005

Smarch

The thirtheenth month of the year.

Lousy Smarch weather. "Don't touch Willy." Good advice.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Mighty Mighty BossToneS

A band that began the genre of "ska-core". Excellent band, most people just suck too much dick to realize how amazing they are, but for some reason, still rock out to Linkin Park.

All the BossToneS albums are amazing.

by Chris November 29, 2003