chris's definitions

gut nuts

Gut nuts happen when an obese man pulls his pants over his enormous gut. This creates situation where the offender looks as if they have elephantiasis of the nuts. Gut nuts can be treated with proper diet.

Those blue polyester pants really accentuate big john gut nuts!

by Chris February 26, 2005

marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

by Chris February 27, 2005

wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

by Chris February 27, 2005

bio-soup

a pool of human remains in a soup like format, usually orange because of the broken down haemoglobin

man: Frank hasn't been seen for 18 months now, a bad smell was coming from next door so they went and had a look and all they found was bio-soup on the arm chair

by Chris May 13, 2005

pie face

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

by Chris February 27, 2005

2x4

A piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. Normally presented in inches

while bill was asleep in his chair I beat him down with my 2x4

by Chris February 27, 2005

blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by Chris February 27, 2005