chris's definitions

ass clown

a word that a loser uses only when they cant think of a good enough come back

stop making fun of me you ass clown!

by chris February 13, 2003

lpac

Used to desscribe a person that beyond lazy and stands for Lazy "Piece of Crap"

My Brother-In-Law is an LPAC!

by Chris November 20, 2004

Angry Pirate

When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.

i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.

by chris May 13, 2005

a nosefull

When you put someones nose in between the cheeks of your ass and fart, usually when they are asleep or passed out at a party.
Also Referred to as a Fart Hammer.

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when we Billy fell asleep at Tims house."

by Chris November 19, 2004

Hindall

(hin-dull): 1. to mess something up in a way that no one else would even have thought to mess said something up. 2.an act that has no real meaning on any given plane, and is hard to believe can be accomplished in a world such as ours. 3. a jokingly derogatory name given to someone after they do something dumb.

1. - "He really Hindallized his whole life on that one decision right there."
2. - "After he dropped off the girl that he had a wonderful evening with and didn't kiss her goodnight, his friends said he pulled a Hindall."
3. - (After missing a block in football) "You should be a pitcher because you just threw a no-hitter, ya Hindall."

by Chris December 1, 2003

sopranist

A sopranist is a male singer who sings in the soprano vocal range; a countertenor who sings higher than the typical alto range.

There is a large body of music for male soprano written when it was common to use a castrato - a voice type which, for all intents and purposes, no longer exists. Sopranists are very rare, since most countertenors are altos.

Since Max can sing from a middle C to high A, he is considered a sopranist.

by Chris June 19, 2006

McCoy

(mick-coy)
def1. The real thing def2. The one and only

That one is the real McCoy.

by Chris October 22, 2003