chris's definitions

panny crickets

pubic lice

also known as crabs, remble crabs with their pincers.

Curable thank god

"I'm itching like crazy down there I hope I didn't get panny crickets"

by chris March 8, 2007

Pitbull

1. A slang term for any dog containing bulldog background such as the bull terrier, american bulldog, APBT, staffordshire terrier, staffordshire bull terrier, or any cross of these breeds.

2. The real pitbull is the American Pitbull Terrier and is recognized by the UKC

1. The neighbors american bulldog bit my kid but the judge will have no problem calling it a pitbull.

2. My american pitbull terrier is gonna be a fighting dog.

by Chris July 10, 2005

NUGGET

a bud of marijuana (pot, weed, trees, etc.)

yo lets get some nugget and smoke it in a honey dutch.

by chris November 9, 2004

Juwampers

Extremely large titties.

"Damn Ashley got some tig ol' bitties"
"Yeah man she got Juwampers"

by chris November 22, 2004

san luis obispo

A town with a pretty decent public engineering school and no drive-thrus.

1. Poor SLO people, thinking their eng program is as good as UCSDs.
2. I want to go to San Luis Obispo for their sweet Mardi Gras, too bad there're no drive-thrus.

by Chris May 13, 2005

bio-soup

a pool of human remains in a soup like format, usually orange because of the broken down haemoglobin

man: Frank hasn't been seen for 18 months now, a bad smell was coming from next door so they went and had a look and all they found was bio-soup on the arm chair

by Chris May 13, 2005

Hard Target

1. An ugly person you bring home for sex.
Note: Often results in a Rough Shot
Also known as the dreaded 'Coyote.'

'Went home with a Hard Target last night'
'Tough luck, bud.'

by Chris June 18, 2006