chris's definitions

bookworthy

Fuckable. Worth being screwed. Derived from book and the term spongeworthy on Seinfeld, meaning worthy of one using the sponge contraceptive with.

That girl is bookworthy.
Do you think shes bookworthy?

See book

by Chris February 19, 2005

queef

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

by Chris March 1, 2005

docs

Modern nickname for the Purdue Pharma prescription painkiller OxyContin. Usually used when multiple OxyContin pills are present.

"Yo, you got any docs left?"

"These docs got me so high right now"

by Chris January 3, 2005

four bagger

Four strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

David just got a four bagger!

by Chris March 26, 2003

panny crickets

pubic lice

also known as crabs, remble crabs with their pincers.

Curable thank god

"I'm itching like crazy down there I hope I didn't get panny crickets"

by chris March 8, 2007

Pitbull

1. A slang term for any dog containing bulldog background such as the bull terrier, american bulldog, APBT, staffordshire terrier, staffordshire bull terrier, or any cross of these breeds.

2. The real pitbull is the American Pitbull Terrier and is recognized by the UKC

1. The neighbors american bulldog bit my kid but the judge will have no problem calling it a pitbull.

2. My american pitbull terrier is gonna be a fighting dog.

by Chris July 10, 2005

skull cap

slamming a chick from behind,and clocking her in the back of the head with brass knuckles right after you blow.

jennny didnt know she wouldnt remember any of this tomorrow. she didnt know tommy was going to skull cap her, and knock her sorry ass out.

by chris April 13, 2005