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Definitions by chris 

A little tiny girl who is very smart and yet stupidly dumb.. Makes sense since she can be philosophical.. And yet EXTREMELY retarded at times. Thats why we love her. She is quiet but loud.. She is short but not to short.. She stares.. And yet she doesn't.. What a wierdo.. She was the girl in 8th grade who would kick your ass for a cookie. Don't mess with her man!
Give me your cookie damn it. Or i'm going to beat you down like a Shane! (Look up the word Shane)
Tani by Chris February 20, 2005
The sooner jumped the gun.
sooner by Chris February 20, 2005

say kill 

means, for real, are u kidding, or damn
John: A mike got be beat up yesterday
Chris: Say kill
say kill by chris February 20, 2005

lamb of god 

Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.

A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest
The lamb of god is the best
lamb of god by chris February 19, 2005
to fuck, have sex with, screw, nail, tap, hit, etc.

See bookworthy
Would you book that shit?
I'd book her so hard.
I'd book that ass in a second
book by Chris February 19, 2005

bookworthy 

Fuckable. Worth being screwed. Derived from book and the term spongeworthy on Seinfeld, meaning worthy of one using the sponge contraceptive with.
That girl is bookworthy.
Do you think shes bookworthy?

See book
bookworthy by Chris February 19, 2005

seussical 

A play based on the works of Dr. Seuss. Targeted to the homosexual community in dancing and some of the lyrics
Bob: I saw Seussical last night
Eric: Is that why you just tapped my ass?
seussical by Chris February 19, 2005