racing stripe

n. When an individual does not properly wipe his/her ass and leaves a shit stain in the underwear. Can result from sitting down and/or scratching the crack area.

Damn, that nasty bitch had a racing stripe!!

by chork September 15, 2005

dorkompus

A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.

That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!

by Chork June 06, 2017

diabetically hungry

When you (diabetic or not) haven't eaten in a while and you feel shaky and get the trembles.

That guy hasn't eaten since yesterday. He must be diabetically hungry.

by chork July 10, 2007

Corn count

The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes to see who has the most corn in their shit.

After we both shat on the side walk, we took a corn count to see who the winner was.

by chork November 30, 2005

faceaids

When a person's face is so messed up and ugly, it looks like their face has aids.

That girl is so ugly, I think she must have faceaids or something.

by chork October 13, 2006