make a ball

to extrude feces from the bowel.Defecation or feceation (known colloquially as pooping or shitting). the act of eliminating solid or semisolid waste material from the digestive tract.

Used as a code word if one doesn't want to announce his intentions of shitting because of embarassment.

(within a crowd)Hey Mack, let's get out of this party. I need to make a ball.

by chork September 07, 2005

Bathroom Battleship

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.

Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.

by chork September 09, 2005

diabetically hungry

When you (diabetic or not) haven't eaten in a while and you feel shaky and get the trembles.

That guy hasn't eaten since yesterday. He must be diabetically hungry.

by chork July 10, 2007

Corn count

The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes to see who has the most corn in their shit.

After we both shat on the side walk, we took a corn count to see who the winner was.

by chork November 30, 2005

faceaids

When a person's face is so messed up and ugly, it looks like their face has aids.

That girl is so ugly, I think she must have faceaids or something.

by chork October 13, 2006