the f dash dash dash word

The word fuck, as used in A Christmas Story.

Oh fudge! Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the f dash dash dash word.

by chonk cat December 30, 2011

metalpecker

Woodpecker that pecks on metal objects, especially chimney caps.

The metalpecker woke me up this morning.

by chonk cat October 22, 2008

cheese grater

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.

I booted up the cheese grater and started Firefox.

by chonk cat January 18, 2013

fuzzy slippers

Ice cream that has melted and been re-frozen.

I found some ice cream in the freezer but it was fuzzy slippers.

by chonk cat January 07, 2011

run off

To make a photocopy of something

Can you run off a couple of copies of that worksheet?

by chonk cat April 24, 2010

Big Oil

A pejorative term for the 6 major oil (petroleum) companies. These companies are ExxonMobil, Royal Dutch Shell, BP, Chevron Corporation, ConocoPhillips, and Total S.A.

Looks like Big Oil stocks are up today.

by chonk cat December 09, 2008

tirequills

The small rubber protrusions found on new tires.

I could tell my friend had new tires because they still had their tirequills.

by chonk cat March 15, 2009