cheatmail

The free e-mail account that isn't known to one's romantic partner. Typically Gmail, Hotmail, or Yahoo Mail.

I sent the new girl at work a message from my cheatmail account so my wife doesn't see it.

by chingaleta December 30, 2008

Pontiac Syndrome

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

by chingaleta December 31, 2008

oPhone

Abbreviation of "Obama Phone," the free wireless phones provided for low-income Americans by the FTC's Lifeline program.

Because the phones are provided free to low-income persons, the benefit is assumed to come from President Obama.

Only a fool would work to get a new iPhone when an oPhone is free.

by chingaleta September 27, 2012

Wikid Leak

Public urination.

Ordinarily I would preserve the secrecy of urination, but I must take a Wikid Leak.

by chingaleta December 11, 2010

VNOT

Acronym for the name of the street gang "Valley Niggers on Top."

The U.S. Attorney announced the indictment of members of the VNOT gang, but omitted what "VNOT" stood for.

by chingaleta July 31, 2011