12 definitions by chingaleta

The opposite of Indian Summer. Winter that is supposed to give way to Spring, but like a broken treaty promise, just stays on.
The Haudenosaunee wanted to plant corn, beans, and squash, but White Man Winter kept the ground frozen until mid-June.
by chingaleta October 7, 2011
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Ordinarily I would preserve the secrecy of urination, but I must take a Wikid Leak.
by chingaleta December 10, 2010
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The opposite of the "Director's Cut" of a film.

Typically this is created by the use of the DVD player's Fast Forward button and Subtitles to blow past the boring parts of a film that some artsy director thought he could force the audience to watch. This duplicates the job that used to be done by a film editor.
That DVD had a run time of 180 minutes but we watched the Viewer's Cut in only 90.

The director thought he was going to make us watch some guy walk down the street for three minutes, but Matt hit the subtitles and fast forwarded into Viewer's Cut mode.
by chingaleta November 11, 2010
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Abbreviation of "Obama Phone," the free wireless phones provided for low-income Americans by the FTC's Lifeline program.

Because the phones are provided free to low-income persons, the benefit is assumed to come from President Obama.
Only a fool would work to get a new iPhone when an oPhone is free.
by chingaleta September 27, 2012
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A list of movies or other works that magazine readers claim were ignored when editors compiled a ranking of superlatives.
After Rolling Stone named the 500 Best Albums of the 20th Century, the Whine List of letters claiming "You left out..." or "I can't believe Sgt. Pepper is ranked..." ran on for three pages.

Entertainment Weekly published a Whine List of letters following its naming of the 50 Sexiest Films.
by chingaleta December 17, 2008
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