4 definitions by ching cheng hanji

A Valerigo is a trap and everyone thinks that this person is "Valerie" but its all a scam cuz this person is actually "Rodrigo" and got a big black cock like fr.
Silly-Impostor: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN BRO THATS A HOT GIRL LIKE WOW.
999 IQ Crewmate: Bro stay away from "her" cuz thats a Valerigo.
by ching cheng hanji April 19, 2021
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The best friend you could ever want. He got a massive BBC and he is SUPER ULTRA COOL. You probably wont be able to handle his PP. If he is near you, you should protect your ass cuz when he spots the victim.. BOOM!! like a ninja he takes the victim's virginity. He is still a very kind and smart guy.
Exemple 1:
Crewmate 1: Awww man yesterday I was going to McDonalds and instantly I started feeling a big pain in the ass bruv!
Impostor 1: Holy cow bro you got pounded by an anessino!

Exemple 2:
Crewmate 2: Wassup my G yesterday I went to starbucks and ye I had no money then this random guy decided to pay for my coffee.
Impostor 2: YOOO SO LUCKY BRO! YOU MET A WILD ANESSINO!!!
by ching cheng hanji April 20, 2021
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Basically a monke that instead of banana eats watermelon
YOOOOOOOOO LA CREATURA 44!!! EAT WATERMELON BUT NOT BANANA???!?!?!??!??!??!?!?!? WTF!!! * dies *
by ching cheng hanji April 21, 2021
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