Urban Dictionary: Definitions by chickenfriedkitten

girlfriend

(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.

I love my girlfriend.
Even when she rips out my heart.

girlfriend by chickenfriedkitten December 28, 2005

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peter puffer

(n.) An insulting term for a gay guy. (adj.) Large and flamboyant.

You are such a peter puffer you fag.
Wow, look at that peter puffer fag over there.

peter puffer by ChickenFriedKitten November 26, 2004

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Trial Lawyer

The misleading term for public defence attorney used by Republicans to indirectly attack Democrats. They are said to be ambulance chasers; they will sue if an individual or group of individuals commits an act which is unethical or illegal.

Insurance companies would never pay anyone a dime if it weren't for public defence attorneys.

Trial Lawyer by ChickenFriedKitten July 26, 2004

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right to life

Basically being against abortions. More specifically a misplaced idealism pushed by Republicans with the idea that anything that can become a human is a human, and should have just as much rights. By this logic, every time George W. jizzes all over the oval office carpet he is killing millions.
It is also an excuse Republicans use to blow up stuff; blowing up stuff is just that fun I guess.

Barbara Bush should have had an abortion, instead of doing lines.

Under the veil of right to life that ass hole blew up an abortion clinic.

right to life by ChickenFriedKitten June 16, 2004