chicagoman619's definitions

Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration

"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

Junkyard Special

A multicolored car like a blue and purple door, a green hood and a black bumper/A car that is made from parts of other cars found at the junkyard

"What a dumb looking car"
"Which one?"
"The car over there that has two different colored doors"
"Oh, it's called a Junkyard Special, made from parts from other cars"

by chicagoman619 November 1, 2014

White Russian

A drink made by guys who pretend they're experienced drinkers.

My neighbor made White Russians all the time.

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

Stoner movies

Movies that overexaggerate the effects of prolonged marijuana use. Movies like Half Baked. Movies you watch when you're stoned.

"Harold and Kumar are good stoner movies"

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

Pussy whipped

A man who gets pushed around by his wife and kids. A man who does chores and gets allowance from wife. A man who does projects during football games.

"Hey you see what Mike is doing"

"Yeah he's building a chair during the Bears game"

"Yeah he sure is pussy whipped"

by chicagoman619 January 25, 2014

#WhiteLivesMatter

A current trending hashtag on Twitter. Being called racist by others is expected after posting said hashtag, Despite the hash tag not being racist whatsoever

Twitter conversation
Eric: Cops aren't just targeting African Americans. #WhiteLivesMatter #AllLivesMatter

Emily: You're a racist

by chicagoman619 December 3, 2014

Yeah I know

Usually said when a person knows the person speaking to them is right but is usually unwillingly to change. It is more or less a way of agreeing so the person no longer reminds them

You really need to start eating healthier

Yeah I know

by chicagoman619 June 21, 2016