Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration

"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic

by chicagoman619 July 08, 2014

Stoner movies

Movies that overexaggerate the effects of prolonged marijuana use. Movies like Half Baked. Movies you watch when you're stoned.

"Harold and Kumar are good stoner movies"

by chicagoman619 July 08, 2014

Cool

Cool is used in a conversation when the person doesn't care or wants to act like they care. Cool.=doesn't care. Cool!=They either legitimately care or are pretending to

"hey I rolled some joints"

"Cool"

by chicagoman619 May 01, 2015

What's the damage?

Means how much does it cost, how much do I owe you.

Steve: "I'd like an eighth of that"

Chris: "Here you go"

Steve: "What's the damage?"

Chris: "Forty dollars"

by chicagoman619 November 13, 2014

Junkyard Special

A multicolored car like a blue and purple door, a green hood and a black bumper/A car that is made from parts of other cars found at the junkyard

"What a dumb looking car"
"Which one?"
"The car over there that has two different colored doors"
"Oh, it's called a Junkyard Special, made from parts from other cars"

by chicagoman619 November 01, 2014

Give me a minute

Get off my back, whatever, I'll do it whenever, I'll be there whenever. All those things are what give me a minute means.

Evan:You gonna hit the bong?

Chris:Yeah give me a minute.

by chicagoman619 July 24, 2014

White Russian

A drink made by guys who pretend they're experienced drinkers.

My neighbor made White Russians all the time.

by chicagoman619 July 08, 2014