clueful

adj. 1) opposite of clueless.
2) used sarcastically, a question that answers itself
3) one who makes such a statement
4) anyone who is so clueless as to be unaware of their own deficiency of Vitamin Clue.
2) "How many points do you need to get to win at 21?"
4) dalnet.
by charlie root March 25, 2003
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dumbass attack

n. 1) doing something incredibly stupid by accident, usually resulting in a core router or production database being shut down.
running 'route delete default' or 'ipfw add 0001 reset ip from any' from a remote SSH connection
by charlie root August 27, 2003
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votesturbating

n. 1) the act of voting on a poll/quiz you've posted yourself
2) giving your own quotes a higher rating
(see also bash wanking)
anyone who has a quote on bash.org
by charlie root August 27, 2003
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ecoli

A luke-warmblooded mammal, whose natural habitat is any environment within closer range of a CRT monitor or keyboard. Its diet is composed primarily of highly caffeinated and/or alcoholic liquids. Occasionally sighted on efnet, very little physical evidence of it exists. Anthropologists have debated the existence of "ecoli" for years.

see syn. at unix nerd, perlboy, ninja
<ecoli> omg stfu! rtfm, ffs.
by charlie root February 05, 2003
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piss up a rope

sl.
1) a futile act
2) a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.
by charlie root June 09, 2003
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packet

see syn. at Denial of Service, DoS
n. 1) a datagram
v. 1) to flood someone's computer with datagrams, rendering it non-responsive or forcing it to disconnect from a network
<opt1k> stfu before i packet you offline
by charlie root February 05, 2003
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++

by charlie root March 25, 2003
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