Fuf

The area between the girls belly button, and the top of there pants/shorts.

That girl has a 3 inch fuf!

by charlie July 13, 2004

8-- 0

nuts, cock, and vagina!

by Charlie February 06, 2003

Chardonnay

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

by charlie November 07, 2004

caravaggio

no doofus, he was an artist. read the whole banner ad, it's talking about not enough art being in our schools.

when people think caravaggio is a guy from the sopranos, there's not enough art in our schools. blah blah, give us money.

by charlie July 16, 2003

sex object

someone who is used by another person just for sex. Nothing more and nothing less.

matt: what ya up too?
courtney: nothing
matt: wanna have sex?
courtney: ok, now?
matt: ya
courtney: be right over

by charlie April 12, 2005

love wand

a more polite term for a penis.

Then he showed me his love wand

by charlie January 10, 2004

yoked

well muscled; powerfully built.

Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!

by charlie January 25, 2003