charlie's definitions

blood

A light, refreshing beverage popular in Eastern Europe; traditionally served warm in a skull-shaped bowl.

"This lil nigga served me an' my Crip homeboys some blood last night, yo."

by charlie January 24, 2003

lipgloss bitch

includes 3 members
jade
g
chaza
no1 else can join this essential group.this group iz found in aylestone skl .slightly crazy hyper and naughty girls who dnt gv a shit and enjoy skiving and wild parteys

Yo g ma lipgloss bitch we gotz to meet jade

by charlie January 29, 2005

phlezk

phlezk is an internet nickname derived by Charlie McRae in early 2000. When Googled, one finds his photography gallery and more.

Dude phlezk has some badass photos!

by Charlie November 22, 2004

full count

the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.

the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".

by charlie March 22, 2005

Omeletteville

Small dark beady eyes. This is a fine example of a tradesmen's insider joke, in this case from the printing industry. It refers to a spoof typeface that, supposedly, had stops that were some 50 per cent larger than the rest of the typeface. This was, of course a Sans Serif.

"She had eyes from Omeletteville."

by Charlie June 11, 2004

Drugs

mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.

"Drugs are totally harmless, man - look at, like, Jim Morrisson!"

by charlie January 24, 2003

Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance

When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.

by Charlie December 30, 2003