Satchmo

v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis

"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."

by Charlie December 13, 2003

8-- 0

nuts, cock, and vagina!

by Charlie February 06, 2003

Drugs

mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.

"Drugs are totally harmless, man - look at, like, Jim Morrisson!"

by charlie January 24, 2003

phlezk

phlezk is an internet nickname derived by Charlie McRae in early 2000. When Googled, one finds his photography gallery and more.

Dude phlezk has some badass photos!

by Charlie November 22, 2004

Chardonnay

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

by charlie November 07, 2004

Voddy

An alcoholic beverage, Vodka. Not to be dranken without a mixer.

Yay, 3 bottles of voddy to drink and an ounce of gan. We're gonna be fucked.

by Charlie November 25, 2003

shit fire

when you eat too much hot sause that your shit feals like fire

man i ate to much spicy wings im gunna shit fire tonight

by charlie March 30, 2005