ccanonymous 's definitions

Vincehole

Someone who needs to grow up and grow UP. You should shut you’re mouth if you can’t open it to kiss an average height girl. Ego is 10x the height. It’s usually 5x for most of these types of people, but if you’re under 5 feet it’s 10x. But height ain’t the biggest issue. A vincehole smells like a shithole. Take a shower. Not smelling like shit can do you a solid, even if you look like a deformed mouse with acne and dwarfism! And lowering the ego is even better. Bullying and teasing people without any means to back it up, it’s pathetic. Your “pOpULaR KiD” personality is dumb and it’s cringey, and so self absorbed that everyone is laughing at you.

Is that a vincehole
Nah that’s a knome with a big mouth

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Father Christian

This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.

Everyone loves Father Christian

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!

Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered

by ccanonymous October 27, 2024

CDN

Carmel digital news network. Yall don’t even know the drama that goes on in it. It’s a “patriarchy” and everyone hates each other. Nobody can get along and that’s why it’s on a steady decline. Some of these kids have giant egos too. None of it makes sense. It’s a total shit show. And nobody actually pays attention and watches it anyways.

Didn’t everyone leave CDN

by ccanonymous January 26, 2025

whiteface

something that does not and will never exist. period.

Whiteface has no existence considering that fact that it has NO historical background or oppression behind it.

by ccanonymous May 1, 2020

Adysonb

I don’t find you funny. Nobody actually likes you. You annoy everyone and you don’t know how to stop talking. You interject yourself into every single conversation and assume you’re relevant for who knows what reason. You got the complexion of Donald Trump. You look like a hippo if it was starved for a week, smashed in the face, and then covered in crusty orange spray tan. And btw, stop gossiping and talking shit about people, it doesn’t make you look better, it’s cringey and annoying. You look dumb enough as it is.

Is that trump or a hippo???
Uhhh that’s Adysonb

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Carmel boys hockey team

Oh my fucking arse bro. These kids are so annoying and loud and can’t shut up. Them and all their little friends. Deacon, Ryan cap, Vince Holmes, Tommy both of them, that whole group, please close your mouth and don’t speak for the next 6 days. Yall so irrelevant I can’t even remember your names. I just know you by your ugly faces and loud annoying voices. I’ll never understand how someone can be so cocky yet your face looks like it just got ran over by a bus and then got sprayed with a 2 year old can of old spice that your mommy bought you cause you stunk of BO. Btw, making fun of and laughing at the “weird kids” doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It’s embarrassing annoying and cringey to everyone else. Yall are the only ones laughing. Ps why do you all date within the same friend group. Yall boutta inbreed atp. Maia and Molly?

I hate the Carmel boys hockey team, they’re not even good. I hope they crack they heads on the ice

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025