ccanonymous's definitions

Vincehole

Someone who needs to grow up and grow UP. You should shut you’re mouth if you can’t open it to kiss an average height girl. Ego is 10x the height. It’s usually 5x for most of these types of people, but if you’re under 5 feet it’s 10x. But height ain’t the biggest issue. A vincehole smells like a shithole. Take a shower. Not smelling like shit can do you a solid, even if you look like a deformed mouse with acne and dwarfism! And lowering the ego is even better. Bullying and teasing people without any means to back it up, it’s pathetic. Your “pOpULaR KiD” personality is dumb and it’s cringey, and so self absorbed that everyone is laughing at you.

Is that a vincehole
Nah that’s a knome with a big mouth

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Father Christian

This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.

Everyone loves Father Christian

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Kairos

Catholic retreat. Look, it’s a nice experience for those who have a lot of friends and have a good relationship with their parents. It’s lead by a few students chosen by staff and they run the entire retreat. Ofc it’s gonna be the goody two shoes kids. They also give these “talks” and make you write notes on what they’re saying. There’s this thing called “letters night”, and you get letters from friends and family members. They read the letters your parents wrote to you in front of everyone and everyone cries. It’s awkward if you’re not emotional or have a bad relationship with your parents. They also do this thing where you go apologize and forgive your opps. It’s in-genuine. None of the “friends” you make at kairos are real, and they’re not gonna actually talk to you at school. You also have to “react” to the “talks” and speak in front of everyone. The staff gives everyone a gag order to not tell anyone what happens at kairos. They play it up to be this big magical life changing experience. It’s not. It ain’t allat. I can see why a lot of people like it. But it’s not for everyone.

Man I gotta go to kairos tomorrow I’m not tryna go

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Dominic de

He’s a nice person. He’s never actually mean to anyone. He cares about people and actually means it, unlike the other guys in his grade. I’ve never heard a bad thing about him, and that’s rare at this school. He doesn’t gossip and he has good values. Carmel needs more of guys like him. He’s a likable person and he’s naturally friendly. I hope he has a great life in whatever path he chooses.

One of the kindest seniors is Dominic de

by ccanonymous January 25, 2025

Grace Millar

Where does she get off acting so mean? She looks like a circle. She’s weird, her insults are stupid, repetitive, and immature. Does not have the looks to back up her attitude and massive ego. Also very gross. Thinks she’s better than everyone, when she’s always the biggest and ugliest girl in the room. Well, unless Morelia Lee is in the room. She looks like she belongs in one of those fat kid camps that parents send their fat kids to over the summer so they can lose weight and get their life together. Which actually, is what Grace Millar needs.

Parents: “Grace Millar, we are sending you to a fat kids camp this summer.”
Daughter: “can I at least bully the other kids there like I do at school?”
Parents: “no, you’re gonna be the biggest one there, so you will have no means or looks to back up your attitude, just like at school.”

by ccanonymous October 25, 2024

Carmel catholic IC bathroom

Let’s be real. People hook up in this bathroom. Mr librarian is too focused on yelling at kids for eating that he doesn’t even notice the multiple kids at a time going in. We’re looking at OSCAR…

Did Oscar just go in the Carmel catholic ic bathroom?
Yes with 4 others

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Carmel catholic cafeteria food

This might be one of the best parts of Carmel. Like even if you’re not already hungry, the smell leading up to the lunch line as you walk towards the cafeteria generates this huge appetite in you. Like you start to starve no matter what food you had beforehand. It’s probably chemicals they put in it to get you to spend your money there. But who cares. The best food is actually the wraps and sandwiches that you can make yourself. Super underrated. And there’s ice cream and cookies every day and all these different drinks and sodas. Like yes it’s overpriced but it’s way better food than other cafeterias. Like it’s good quality. And the lunch employees are outstanding. The cafeteria food is one of the only things Carmel is good for ngl.

why am i so damn hungry
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing

by ccanonymous January 28, 2025