cartman5000's definitions

talking out of your ass

A person that talks just to hear there self talk.

U sound better talking out of ur mouth not ur ass.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

atomic wedgie

A wedgie that makes ur ass bleed and hurts like hell.

I gave that pussy brady a atomic wedgie and he started to cry.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

after splash

When ur shit hits the water and some water splashs up and the water ends up in ur asshole.

After the huge dookie hit the water i got a big after splash.

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

chide

A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).

It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!

by cartman5000 August 5, 2004

Avril Lavinge

The queen of all posers.

She is truely a hardcore poser.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

the molester man

The remake of the muffin man.

Have u met the molester man?
The molester man?
The molester man?
Have u met the molester man?
Who lives on rapey lane.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

Loser Cruiser

A really shitty car such as the ELEMENT or a school bus.

Haha look at the losers in the loser cruiser!!!

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004