cartman5000's definitions

wine cooler

A sissy drink. Something sissys think is cool.

Carl the chode drinks wine coolers cuz hes a fuckin sissy.

by cartman5000 July 21, 2004

Micker

A lazy ass Mcdonalds worker.

Those damm mickers r worthless...

by cartman5000 June 11, 2006

party police

Police(po-po, 5-0, coppers, pigs...)strippers

Damm the party police sure do their job right

by cartman5000 July 21, 2004

party pussy

a pussy that get fucked alot in one night

i hated sharing that pussy

by cartman5000 July 21, 2004

baccos

A fat ass. They also can be fatter that they r tall.

Carl is baccos and a wuss.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

Fender

Best guitars ever made in my opinion.

I had a Fender Guitar and a Fender Bass.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

talking out of your ass

A person that talks just to hear there self talk.

U sound better talking out of ur mouth not ur ass.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004