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Witch r skate boards.
I got the new Kirchart AWS deck.
aws by cartman5000 July 25, 2004
"That shits got pop," shortys slogan.
Shortys by cartman5000 July 25, 2004
1. Really lite skateboards.
2. Gay SUV. Looks like a box on wheels.
1. Damm these element fiberlites sure as hell r lite.
2. Woa check out that nerd mobile.
element by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

tony hawk 

Tony Hawk single handedly fucked skateing fo life by releasing a video game and making a whole shit lode of posers.
tony hawk by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

Avril Lavinge 

The queen of all posers.
Avril Lavinge by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

rocket power 

A gay show with some poser kids and really bad animation.
Faggot;Woa dude did u see that one episode wear they did all those totaly xtreme and radical tricks on there aggressive inline skates?

Skater;I dont like fruit booters, its fucking gay like u.
rocket power by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

wine cooler 

A sissy drink. Something sissys think is cool.
Carl the chode drinks wine coolers cuz hes a fuckin sissy.
wine cooler by cartman5000 July 21, 2004