cartman5000's definitions

hot as hell

The hottest chick you've ever seen and u wanna bang her brains out.

Damm, look at that babe! Shes as hot as hell.

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

sand nigga

A person from the middle east.

Osama and saddam r sand niggas.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

mafia

A lame ass video game.

I quit playing mafia after 1 mission cuz that game sucked ass.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

tennis

One of the most pussyest sports (i dont think this should qualify as a sport) ever. Men should aviod this game.

Only pussy men that cant get laid play this so called sports.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

Avril Lavinge

The queen of all posers.

She is truely a hardcore poser.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

after splash

When ur shit hits the water and some water splashs up and the water ends up in ur asshole.

After the huge dookie hit the water i got a big after splash.

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

tippmann

Good paintball markers.

Tippmanns hurt like a bitch.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004