carlos's definitions

perfin ther mergic drogan

using drugs smoking and and cant type well

Johnny:wee i perfin there mergic drogan
carlos:ghjhgsdtjeyd
Johnny:yeah i remeber the hospital

by cARLOS February 5, 2003

Chillaxin

To chill and relax at the same time,copastetic,peaceful,serene,down.



The background of the word chillaxin come from the word Chill and Relaxin or maxin whichever you prefer.

What Up Mah Nigga?

Nuttin Just Chillaxin

by Carlos December 14, 2004

Lastiwka

1.Relaying to a man or woman with a grotesquely large penis.
2.To feel pain it he testicular region due to a prolonged absence of masturbating.
3.To live one’s life though a haze of sex, drugs, and your mom.
4.Often feeling the need to touch ones penis regardless the situation is referred to as ‘lastiwkaing’ or ‘pullin’ the ol’ lastiwka’

1.“Whoa, did you see his lastiwka?”
2.“man, my dick feels like lastiwka”
3.“I feel like lastiwka today”
4.“I gotta lastiwka dude, I can’t take it anymore”

by carlos February 20, 2005

Opie

(n) g0d. Owner/Founder/Host of www.entensity.net

(adj) rad, cool; crazy

THATS FUCKING OPIE!!!

0p13 is our g0d. 3ntensity is 0ur temple

by carlos February 16, 2005

tear your ass open

To have sex with, Fuck.

Dude I just tore her ass open like we got married.

by Carlos February 11, 2005

tramp from steyne gardens

this tramp walks around all day drunk argueing with people and attackin people!

one day terry mayers asked the tramp for a drink with him later and an MC battle little did terry mayers know that he would be chased down the park by the drunk with a bottle with the tramp threatening to cut his throt

by carlos September 17, 2003

Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004