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Definitions by captainquirk

People who cheer, support, value, appreciate, applaud, endorse and invest in the efforts of Elon Musk, founder and/or co-founder of Tesla Motors, Space-X and Solar City among others

Investors in Tesla Motors.

Owners of Tesla cars.

People who work with or for Elon Musk's companies.
Stock traders have shorted Tesla to their peril so far as Musk and his Musketeers have proven they can deliver the goods in the form of the Model S which Consumer Reports said was the best car they ever tested.
Musketeer by captainquirk September 18, 2013

malarkygarchy 

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.
--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
malarkygarchy by captainquirk January 1, 2012

antilabeltarian 

Someone who doesn't label themselves, especially in relation to political party, philosophy or religion, but could apply to other arenas where someone shuns a particular label. Of course the irony of being an antilabeltarian is that yet another label has been adopted.

Alternate Spelling: anti-labeltarian
-Are you a republican or a democrat?
-I'm an antilabeltarian.
antilabeltarian by captainquirk October 14, 2011

fassination

1. Being captivated by someone's buttocks or having one's attention grabbed by looking at someone's bottom. One can be fassinated or find someone's ass fassinating or just caught in fassination.
2. Fantasizing about someone's ass.
When Zeta saw Zatty's bum, he became totally fassinated. The fassination with her bottom persisted all daylong. He would often tell her that he found her fassinating, but she didn't really know what he had in mind.
fassination by captainquirk October 20, 2009

chataholic 

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.

3. Variant spelling for chatoholic
Benny1947 was your typical chataholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the same chatroom month after month, year after year.
chataholic by captainquirk September 22, 2009

chatoholic 

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.
b_radmegalopolis was your typical chatoholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the chatroom month after month, year after year.
chatoholic by captainquirk February 26, 2009

fargin bastid 

See 'fucking bastard'. A Scottish influenced pronunciation of 'fucking bastard'. A fun alternate to the old standby phrase.
The fargin bastid charged me twice what it was worth.
fargin bastid by captainquirk February 26, 2009