fargin bastid

See 'fucking bastard'. A Scottish influenced pronunciation of 'fucking bastard'. A fun alternate to the old standby phrase.
The fargin bastid charged me twice what it was worth.
by captainquirk February 26, 2009
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antilabeltarian

Someone who doesn't label themselves, especially in relation to political party, philosophy or religion, but could apply to other arenas where someone shuns a particular label. Of course the irony of being an antilabeltarian is that yet another label has been adopted.

Alternate Spelling: anti-labeltarian
-Are you a republican or a democrat?
-I'm an antilabeltarian.
by captainquirk October 14, 2011
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malarkygarchy

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.
--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
by captainquirk January 01, 2012
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fassination

1. Being captivated by someone's buttocks or having one's attention grabbed by looking at someone's bottom. One can be fassinated or find someone's ass fassinating or just caught in fassination.
2. Fantasizing about someone's ass.
When Zeta saw Zatty's bum, he became totally fassinated. The fassination with her bottom persisted all daylong. He would often tell her that he found her fassinating, but she didn't really know what he had in mind.
by captainquirk October 20, 2009
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chatoholic

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.
b_radmegalopolis was your typical chatoholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the chatroom month after month, year after year.
by captainquirk February 26, 2009
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chataholic

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.

3. Variant spelling for chatoholic
Benny1947 was your typical chataholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the same chatroom month after month, year after year.
by captainquirk September 22, 2009
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urbandickster

1. Someone who submits words to urbandictionary.com for consideration of inclusion to their online dictionary.
2. One the editors at urbandictionary.com who decides whether an urbandickster gets his/her word added to the ever expanding list of words and phrases.
While waiting to find out if my newly submitted word would be accepted by the urbandicksters at urbandictionary.com, this urbandickster thought up the word urbandickster and submitted it. If it didn't get accepted, you wouldn't be reading this.
by captainquirk December 15, 2008
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