captain awesome's definitions

dick-anus

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!

Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

wangage

refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.

I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

pisshell

Pisshell is a word used to exclame that you are angry or severly disapointed in something or someone.

Pisshell, screw you,lieing bitch.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

tummy tackle

a belling button ring. derived from fishing tackle. usually means a chick puts out.

Dude 1; Did you see Stephanie last night? She was sporting tummy tackle.

Dude 2; Oh man, when did she get a bitch hitch? I wonder if she puts out...maybe she's not such a waist of time.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007

spooge-rag

A kleanex or tissue or other fabric item used to clean up semen.

Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.

I walked in Kiles room and stepped on a slimy spooge-rag on the floor.

Kile is a spooge-rag.

by Captain Awesome February 23, 2005

Liberace

some gay bastard that played music.

Liberace holdong hands with elton john, marching next to a purple, upsidedown, triangle shaped float in a homosexual rights parade while waving a rainbow flag, is not as gay as that boy.

by Captain Awesome May 15, 2006

piss-hell

Exclamation of disapointment. or pissed-offness.

Piss-hell, this daman cd doesn't work.

Derived from piss; urinating, and Hell; purgatory, in a sence, urinating on hell, or in hell, or maybe you just pissed hell off.

piss-hell, I hate ricer fags.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005