captain McDoucher's definitions

twatingale

a mystical fairy-like vaginal dwelling insect that glows in the dark.

Oh Charlotte! make sure you clean out your stinky vaginal creases before you go to bed so the twatingales dont bite!

by captain McDoucher November 27, 2011

captain McCockblock

a master cockblocker, a fonzie type that is the reason you're still masturbating every night

Gee thanks captain McCockblock! There goes my last chance of experiencing paid for sex.

by captain McDoucher August 5, 2011

ghimbo

A ghetto bimbo

Half that ghimbo's money went to hood-rat crack, the other half went to botox lip smack.

by captain McDoucher January 3, 2023

nigretious

The modernized progressive politically correct adjective of an older pre civil rights reference word. The quality or behavior of something or someone acting niggardly.

Did you see those rims? Those were fucking negretious!

Oh tommy is is just 7, sometimes after having too mich soda his behaviour can get a little nigretious.

by captain McDoucher October 7, 2016

Mega-Fuckies

A occurrence where a mistake would otherwise cause you to mutter the word fuck over one million times.

I just cost the company a loss of one million dollars. Mega-fuckies.

by captain McDoucher June 30, 2021