28 definitions by captain awesome

assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.

.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.

by captain awesome February 26, 2005

tummy tackle

a belling button ring. derived from fishing tackle. usually means a chick puts out.

Dude 1; Did you see Stephanie last night? She was sporting tummy tackle.

Dude 2; Oh man, when did she get a bitch hitch? I wonder if she puts out...maybe she's not such a waist of time.

by captain awesome October 13, 2007

Booty

Arrr. It be the many pieces o' eight ye may steal upon. Arrr.

Arrr! I need to bury me booty.

by captain awesome April 18, 2005

dick-anus

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!

Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.

by captain awesome February 26, 2005

nubblet

Totally awesome guy who deserves utmost respect in all situations.

We were chillin' at this party, then a nubblet entered. I nearly crapped my pants in awe.

by captain awesome March 7, 2005

G-Force

The New York Giants are commonly called the G-Men... and their fans are called fans.. From this day on, you can thank Captain AWESOME for creating a name for all of the New York Giants fans and supporters. Because the fans and supporters are huge part of the success the franchise has enjoyed over the years they deserve an AWESOME name too. One that complements and mirrors G-Men, one that says .. We are strong.. We help create this momentum and the forward acceleration of this AWESOME team.. We will from this day on be known as G-force.. We support the G-Men

Oh man, I went to the sports bar last night and I gotta tell you, the G-Force was strong last night!! Everyone in there was a Giants fan and it was loud and they are a proud group.. I'm glad to be a G-force

by captain awesome October 27, 2013

shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.

look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*

by captain awesome March 18, 2004