capnCrouton's definitions

RT

In gay chat rooms, the term RT means 'real time', as in real time sex. This means that a guy is not simply lookin for a cyber jerk-off session. He wants the full monte.

cumdumpsterNW: hey. you lookin for RT?
BarringtonStud: maybe. stats?
cumdumpsterNW: 23, 5'10, 155, 7" uncut, fit and smooth, power-bottom.
BarringtonStud: you wanna host or travel?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

vers

In gay chat rooms, the term 'vers' is used to indicate that a man is willing to be either a giver (top) or receiver (bottom) of anal sex. 'vers' is short for versatile.

ArlingtonHtsboi: hey. lookin for?
TomTheLog: hey. lookin for a bottom. you game?
ArlingtonHtsboi: vers here.
TomTheLog: strictly top here, you interested?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

bumhole

literally the anus, anatomically speaking.

My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

Cincinnati slider

When you titty fuck a girl with a juicy ass, so that your butt slides all over her belly.

Billie had Taco Bell for dinner, so his usual nightly titty fuck session with his girlfriend during Letterman turned into a Cincinnati slider.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

razor acne

An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.

I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

nadsty

refers to anything really gross and repulsive. Nadsty also refers to a used Nad (or similar hair removal product) that is covered in clumped up pubes or other hair.

I went to pick up this bitch for a date, and when I went to the john to piss before we left I saw a nadsty pile in the garbage can that looked like a dead chinchilla.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

eatin butt

The act of performing analingus on another person. eatin butt can apply to heterosexual or homosexual analingus; it can be guy on guy, guy on girl, girl on guy, girl on girl. In gay sex, eatin butt is more extreme than rimming; rimming involves merely licking around the anus with no insertion of the tongue, while eatin butt involves full penetration of the anus with tongue. Usually eatin butt is done to lube and loosen up an asshole prior to fucking it.

Ron dumped his boyfriend cuz the guy farted while he was eatin butt, and he got a tongue fulla scat.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004