calvin's definitions

TPM

Thrusts Per Minute

See sex

I bang my girlfriend at 1,000 TPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

break yourself

A phrase meaning all of the above, which can be heard in two popular instances:

1.) The movie Friday, where Chris Tucker pops his head into Ice Cube's window while ripping his curtain

2.) Chappelle's show, where wayne brady yells it at a character before gunning him down

(Ice Cube is getting his clothes ready when Smokey busts into the window)
Smokey: BREAK YO SELF FOO!!
Cube: Man! Look what you did to the curtain!


(Wayne Brady and Dave Chappelle are riding in a car when suddenly Wayne spots someone outside)

Wayne: Ah ha...there he is...

"BREAK YO SELF FOO!"

Guy: OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!

(Wayne proceeds to bust a cap)

by Calvin May 21, 2004

T-Dot

the best fucking city on the face of the earth. the home of the leafs, the only politically incorrect hockey team in the nhl. 37 years is ending this seasons guys! the cup is coming back home.

yo! tdot's got stanley this year boys!!

by Calvin April 5, 2004

Airlewyd

Such as when you scroll on MSN so parents don't see anything, but the person you're talking to does it for you.

Calvin - I R TEH GETTING RAINBOW SIX: 3. :D says:




















Calvin - I R TEH GETTING RAINBOW SIX: 3. :D says:
Airlewyd.
Pika says:
Thanks.

by Calvin December 15, 2003

Fucktard

Somebody who does something really stupid see asshat

Jim drove into a farmers market, what a fucktard

by Calvin November 12, 2003

fuckhat

a stronger version of asshat

he's more then and asshat, he's a full blown fuckhat

by Calvin November 12, 2003

dingle berry

The pieces of lint that hang of the hair of your grundle

shit i got a lot of dingle berries down there

by Calvin November 12, 2003