cal's definitions

Fung PEE

people, other than of chinese ethinticity who try to act like FOBs, say this. means to release gas, usually from your ass.

person 1: wtf was that?
person 2: it was me!
person 3: haha he fung pee'ed

(had to incorporate some english in there with the "ed")

by Cal March 8, 2003

IBB

"Icy Burberry Bitch"

A bitch so cold that she not only refuses to acknowledge your presence but pretends that you don't even exist.

Noticing that we were approaching, the IBB quickly put on her sunglasses and headphones because she was that much better than us.

by Cal May 23, 2004

you're the man now dog

A general statement of praise intended for a male. Popularized by the film "Finding Forrester" in which Sean Connery triumphantly and uncharacteristically exclaims that his pupil is now 'the man'. Subsequently immortalized on the website www.yourethemannowdog.com. One of the most bizarre 'tributes' on the internet.

You have achieved some degree of success. You're the man now, dog!

by Cal February 21, 2004

dudette

The female version of male version of "Dude". He's a dude and she's a dudette.

Three of my favorite dudettes were swinging down the street.

by Cal August 29, 2004

Morgue

The god-damn sexiest hunk of a man.
May be used to refer to a male who is tall, fantabulous in bed, amusing, compassionate, articulate and all-round special. Synonymous with "big hunky".

"Geez, that guy is a total Morgue."

also:

"I wish I had a Morgue".

and

"That chick thinks she is so it, now that she has a Morgue".

by Cal May 20, 2003

silly cats

To change the subject of conversation, especially with reference to silly cats

Bridget will you marry me?

Oh look at the silly cats!

by cal June 6, 2004

flatlands

Area of flesh between a person's starfish and their front parts.

I pulled out and skeeted all over her flatlands

by Cal December 2, 2004