bills

Boxer shorts, y-fronts or briefs. Rhyming slang: Bill Grundies = undies. Used specifically for male lower underwear, never female lingerie. Bill Grundy was a famous British television presenter, mostly on news-magazine programmes.
I need some new bills, these are full of holes.
by cactuscat September 15, 2006
mugGet the billsmug.
Viewing any kind of sexually stimulating material (not necessarily illegal or even explicit) on the internet. In common use in northern England, and possibly elsewhere, this expression originates from pop musician Pete Townshend's explanation of why he gave his credit card details to a website containing visual depictions of children being sexually abused - that he wished to view the material for research purposes. Although the implication of the term is that Townshend was lying he was, in fact, cleared of all charges.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, I was doing some Pete Townshend-style research.
by cactuscat September 14, 2006
mugGet the Pete Townshend-style researchmug.

binge drinking

Formerly known as getting drunk/hammered/bladdered/legless etc etc. The media's precise reason for their re-branding of this age-old practice remains unclear.
Newspaper headline: Binge drinking on the increase in under 30s.
by cactuscat September 15, 2006
mugGet the binge drinkingmug.

marvin medium

The white gluey stuff you used to use in 'arts and crafts' at primary school. No good for sniffing, very good for sticking bog roll tubes onto washing-up liquid bottles (remember to empty them first and get your mum's permission, not your dad's, it has to be your mum's). Probably not still available, like free milk at breaktime and golden nuggets.
teacher: let's make a spaceship by sticking all this rubbish together with marvin medium.
pupil: let's humour the silly cow.
other pupils: like we have a choice.
by cactuscat September 17, 2006
mugGet the marvin mediummug.

cabbage

Implausibly large sprout. Quite scary.
That cabbage is looking at me, please make it stop.
by cactuscat September 16, 2006
mugGet the cabbagemug.

dabbling in the market

Buying cheap crap off stalls, but only now and again.
I've been dabbling in the market for years, I can handle it, don't worry.
by cactuscat September 15, 2006
mugGet the dabbling in the marketmug.

mogglerised

The state of being paralysed from the scalp up by over exposure to uhu glue.
He's had it nurse, totally mogglerised.
by cactuscat September 17, 2006
mugGet the mogglerisedmug.