restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.
Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....
by Chris May 13, 2005
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Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.
by Chris January 07, 2006
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fudgepacking

Look, he's fudgepacking that guy!
by Chris December 15, 2002
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tables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
by Chris February 22, 2004
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titty twister

When someone pinches your nipple and painfully twists them untill they bleed or bruse.
The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)
by Chris December 28, 2003
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panik

A counter strike player, with a defined physique and skills 2 match. He has the guys and the girls after him.
To panik in counterstrike - To own somebody very hard
by chris November 22, 2004
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croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.
I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.
by Chris April 02, 2005
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