seatbelt

another word for condom but only when the person says "ride"

Yea, I gave her a "ride" but I used a seatbelt

by Chris January 22, 2005

kandice

someone so amazingly fugly, so incredibly annoying, mean, and fat.. that everyone hates her

kandice stop following me! and my friends! we freakin hate u!

by chris December 29, 2004

Precious

Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.

"My precioussss"

by Chris January 02, 2004

SIDS

Small Island Developing States.

Dr Toepfer was speaking at the launch of a Unep report on the plight of small island developing states, known as Sids.

by Chris January 06, 2005

fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

by chris April 10, 2005

stat

Short version for statutory rape

You were brought up on stat charges!!!!!

by Chris January 27, 2004

jibb

to jibb someone is to pay them out.

Agh u just got jibbed by dat chick!

by chris December 15, 2004