cHris's definitions

GSL

Ghetto Sign Language (GSL): a distant, distant, cousing of American Sign Language comprised of seemingly random, yet decidedly spastic gesticulation with the hands and fingers during rap performances, robberies, self aggrandizing monologuing, or everyday conversation.

"No Timmy, he's not having a seizure, he's using GSL."

by Chris January 14, 2006

Tech N9ne

A Kansas City, Missouri based rapper with phatty beats.

Einstein, tech n9ne, two triple zip.

by Chris January 19, 2003

University of Toledo

Toledo's apparent premier campus offering education in all subject matters especially Engineering, Business, and Law. Meant to drive every commuting student enrolled crazy by failing to provide sufficient parking. Also, foreign students and minorities make up the majority of this ghetto slum.

Person A: "Where you going to college bro?"

Person B: "not Toledo"

by Chris January 3, 2005

ass clown

a word that a loser uses only when they cant think of a good enough come back

stop making fun of me you ass clown!

by chris February 13, 2003

ja rule

A scared little boy who has to be protected at all times; Faggot, Bitch, Girl, Turtle, Wanna be gangsta

Cant keep his head up

by Chris January 15, 2005

blah

throwing up or puking

That sushi made me wanna go blah.

by chris November 18, 2002

a nosefull

When you put someones nose in between the cheeks of your ass and fart, usually when they are asleep or passed out at a party.
Also Referred to as a Fart Hammer.

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when we Billy fell asleep at Tims house."

by Chris November 19, 2004