Crotch Ballies

Ph: Kraw-tch Bah'Lees

1. Small balls of sweat paste, lint or any multitude of non and pro bio-degradable materials one finds in their crotch. Indegenious to the male of the human species but not exclusive . See Fem = Clitty Litter
"She was wiling to go all the way until we discovered I had crotch ballies"
by Chris September 01, 2008
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we need to talk

prelude to the end of a relationship, "we need to talk" allows someone to move into the reasons for the break-up before the shouting can begin.
We need to talk, David. You're an asshole and I think we should see other people. (It's best for both of us)
by Chris September 22, 2003
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Da Bears

1. exceptional large ones, as in the female body part used to feed infants 2. exclamatory statement used to point out a female with __ in a crowd without the female knowing
Deriv. Chicago Bears football skit on SNL, Lat.
"Da bears, da bears, da bears, etc..."
Pl. "Wow, I can get lost in d'em bears!"
by Chris January 09, 2005
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tables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
by Chris February 22, 2004
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fudgepacking

Look, he's fudgepacking that guy!
by Chris December 15, 2002
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Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.
by Chris January 07, 2006
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1)When you take a shit on someones face and then stomp the hell out of their face with some old shoes while the shit is still on their face.
"That dude was talking shit so I gave him a Chattanooga Steamer!"
by Chris November 17, 2004
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