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Precious

Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.
"My precioussss"
by Chris January 2, 2004
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plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.
Christinas got a plywood ass.
by Chris November 18, 2004
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TV Junkie

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.
Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.
by Chris January 11, 2005
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mazzy

The most amazing person that you will eva meet she funni she mad but shes my wife 2 be and i neva be alone with out her shes my star shes my everything. also very sexy and Grrrrrreat in bed
O Mazzzy!!
Mazzy!!!
mazzypooss
by Chris March 12, 2005
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A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover
by Chris January 28, 2004
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Moron

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below
If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.
by Chris November 1, 2004
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Southern Kiss

A blow job.
It's a little more than a kiss.
It's southern because its down south.
"Lainie just gave me the best Southern Kiss ever."
by Chris January 31, 2005
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