cHris's definitions
Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.
"My precioussss"
by Chris January 2, 2004

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.
by Chris January 11, 2005

The most amazing person that you will eva meet she funni she mad but shes my wife 2 be and i neva be alone with out her shes my star shes my everything. also very sexy and Grrrrrreat in bed
O Mazzzy!!
Mazzy!!!
mazzypooss
Mazzy!!!
mazzypooss
by Chris March 12, 2005

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.
Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
by Chris January 28, 2004

If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.
by Chris November 1, 2004

by Chris January 31, 2005
