cHris's definitions

dustpan

a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been "owned". spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:

jill: "i just don't have my best stuff tonight"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"

by chris January 13, 2005

brunch music

Soft electronica with breezy lyrics about relationships. It's often enjoyed by yuppies and guppies on lazy Sunday afternoons. Best exemplified by artists like Dido, Everything but the Girl and Portishead.

"Hey girl, what's this you're listening to?"
"It's the new CD by Dido. It's great brunch music."

by chris January 18, 2004

candy shop

A gay song sung by the crappy rapper 50 Cent that for some reason everyone just loves. This song is for faggots with no taste and just listen to what's popular. It's just a song about gay fat black men sucking eachother.

Fronter: Yo Candy Shop is the best song..."Take you to the Candy Shop..."
Person with taste:.......no

by Chris April 7, 2005

cockblocker/cockblock

adj. n. A person, ussually a female that her freind brings along on a first date in order to prevent you from having intercourse with her.

If that her FREIND wasnt such a cockblock i would have banged that girl!

I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.

by chris September 4, 2003

BrasS

money. da scratch. moolah. dough. the long green. do-rey-me. bread.

No brass, no pizza.
Know brass, know pizza.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

hawthorne heights

worst fucking band i've heard since Color Me Bad

Hey have you heard of that new band Hawthorne Heights?
Nope.
Yeah, i thought so, you usually only listen to GOOD music

by Chris April 1, 2005

primer 55

Right up there with Metallica, Black Sabbath, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, etc. as one of the greatest groups ever. Fortunately, they split up before losing their "hardcore underground" image to become mainstream like a lot of you bastards listen to.

by Chris August 3, 2003