cHris's definitions

2x4

A piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. Normally presented in inches

while bill was asleep in his chair I beat him down with my 2x4

by Chris February 27, 2005

stout

something that is strong,someone who is fat, or a skinny old radio dj in denver

Damn that beer is stout! Ralphie May is one stout MFer! I heard that stout guy on the radio the other day and realized he is a moron.

by chris August 25, 2003

Ozan

A religion in which a follower believes that God is found within their own heart and mind. Derived from Wizard of Oz in 1939.

They were married into the Ozan religion.

by Chris January 18, 2005

Emo Mexican

One who is poses as a mexican, through-out the internet, look for his hopeless romantic.

There is no example for this stupid, ugly, and simple "Emo Mexican". But beware of his childish acts to get one's heart.

by Chris May 5, 2005

eigth

1/8th of an once, around 3.5 grams. Usualy used in the weighing out of drugs, weed or caine.

hey man can i get an 8th of chewy of you?

by Chris March 13, 2005

seussical

A play based on the works of Dr. Seuss. Targeted to the homosexual community in dancing and some of the lyrics

Bob: I saw Seussical last night
Eric: Is that why you just tapped my ass?

by Chris February 19, 2005

crass

punk band from the 70's in england. thought to be the originaters of anarchy in punk.

Oi! John is a fucking Crasshole!

by Chris September 16, 2004