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ayumi hamasaki 

An extremely popular female J-pop singer in Japan. She writes all her own lyrics, they aren't too brilliant, but very poignant(unlike what you would hear on mainstream american radio). She has a very high-pitched voice which to some people, may be pleasant and to some, annoying. She composes some of her own songs under the name CREA.

Her record company Avex uses her as a marketing tool, in which she realizes in her song 'everywhere nowhere'. She has one of the best-selling albums in Japan. She has 6 albums, 1 mini-album, 2 'BEST' albums, 19 remix albums, and 35 singles, and that's only to date. She is a powerhouse 'media-whore', she is the spokeswoman of Panasonic, and has been spokeswoman for many products since her debut in 1998.

Some may say she is the Japanese 'Britney Spears'. I disagree, for she is much more sane. She does dress like her, (not half as bad though) but when music is concerned there is no similarity. Ayumi puts solid emotion into her voice, her songs have good melodies and such, packed with simple, yet pleasant guitar solos. She is very versatile and re-invents herself from time-to-time. She has done trance, alternative, hard rock, R&B, etc. And yet still keeping her style. Unlike most J-pop stars, she rarely uses English in her songs (her song titles, however are almost all in English)

When some people think of J-pop, they might automatically think 'cutesy', 'bubble-gum', 'shiny-outfits'. It's not always true in Ayu's case. Her music can be enjoyed by both men and women of all ages, cultures, etc. So generally, although Ayu shares some characteristics of pop stars all around the world, she has a mind of her own. And unlike most pop stars, has control of her career. She is also very hot, considering her age. Plastic surgery or not, who cares?

I recommend this artist. Albums such as 'Duty', 'I am...', and 'LOVEppears' are highly recommended.
Ayumi Hamasaki is one of the most influential stars in Japan.
ayumi hamasaki by Chris March 15, 2005
1/8th of an once, around 3.5 grams. Usualy used in the weighing out of drugs, weed or caine.
hey man can i get an 8th of chewy of you?
eigth by Chris March 13, 2005

Crotch Fiddler 

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.
Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.
Crotch Fiddler by Chris March 13, 2005
The most amazing person that you will eva meet she funni she mad but shes my wife 2 be and i neva be alone with out her shes my star shes my everything. also very sexy and Grrrrrreat in bed
O Mazzzy!!
Mazzy!!!
mazzypooss
mazzy by Chris March 12, 2005

Escualido 

A President Chavez professional hater with no knowledge of his/her own country's history and blames the president for all the shit happening in his/her life. All of them suffer from various mental diseases like schizophrenia and delusion. Their leaders are meaningless, cowards and gay. They think themselves as the majority in Venezuela but (truth be told) they almost nothing. They want to be the next "balseros" in Miami.
See that mofo over there? he hates niggaz and poor people: he's a ESCUALIDO
Escualido by Chris March 11, 2005

Caraquista 

A proud and loyal fan of the "Leones del Caracas" the best baseball team venezuela has ever had. Although sometimes defined as cocky, petulant and brashly self-confident, a Caraquista is just a person who (no matter what) thinks his/her team is the best in the universe; in fact, the Leones are the venezuelan equal of the New York Yankees. Enough said!
If God exists, he must be Caraquista
Caraquista by Chris March 11, 2005

Escualido 

A vast majority of the venezuelan opposition, guilty of being so blind and self-centered that they don't realize the reality of things.

About the 90% of the venezuelan media.

Cubans exiles' wannabes. They pretend to be the next "balseros" (drifters) without the attitude and the cause, of course.
I don't care if you're right or not; you do as I say because I'm white, I'm educated and have lots of money. I'm Escualido!
Escualido by Chris March 11, 2005