Person 1:i need to get somewhere but google says it will take 10 mins and i need to be there in 5!
Person 2 (the better one) : don't worry just listen to Britney spears and walk... you'll be there in 2 mins !!!
Person 2 (the better one) : don't worry just listen to Britney spears and walk... you'll be there in 2 mins !!!
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022
Can reside in any or all species where it typically afflicts the flatulence. It can either be used as a mating sent or a poison of some description (outside of lust).
Though this affliction does particularly affect males of a species it can be present in females however it can sometimes be a sign of the specimen being trans however this cant be confirmed outside of the homo sapiens (or colloquially named humans).
Though this affliction does particularly affect males of a species it can be present in females however it can sometimes be a sign of the specimen being trans however this cant be confirmed outside of the homo sapiens (or colloquially named humans).
person 1: did you hear about how charlotte has the fartegradator?
person 2: yes i could practically hear the smell. he probs needs to take a bath
person 2: yes i could practically hear the smell. he probs needs to take a bath
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe January 20, 2025
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe June 25, 2020
instruments that are often given the backing part as they are too good/powerful to play the melody. Plz its for you own safety that you don't hear how good we actually are...
ALSO...
I'm not biased but... cello players are hot.
e.g. me :)
ALSO...
I'm not biased but... cello players are hot.
e.g. me :)
stupid person: cellos are BAD instruments!
even stupider person: what's a cellist
An intellectual: a big violin
even stupider person: what's a cellist
An intellectual: a big violin
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022
A “Person” who has a permanent bar code for a mcr album on them at all times.
These things with this deficiency often display the following behaviours:
-simping for a fictional hunk
-singing (if u can call it that) mcr
-sulking (due to lack of hunk)
-being a general nuisance xoxo
These things with this deficiency often display the following behaviours:
-simping for a fictional hunk
-singing (if u can call it that) mcr
-sulking (due to lack of hunk)
-being a general nuisance xoxo
Person A: do u think Matt is a emo twink
Person B: well he is deffo an emo
A: well ye but didn’t u hear about nick and him?
B: what is it?
A: well he keeps looking off into the distance and moaning about nick
B: but there is no one in our school named nick …
Matt: HES REAL I SWEAR !!
— matt ran off the tears in his blue orbs welling up as he went to create an other barcode for the sims to fuel his fictional crush
Xoxo
Person B: well he is deffo an emo
A: well ye but didn’t u hear about nick and him?
B: what is it?
A: well he keeps looking off into the distance and moaning about nick
B: but there is no one in our school named nick …
Matt: HES REAL I SWEAR !!
— matt ran off the tears in his blue orbs welling up as he went to create an other barcode for the sims to fuel his fictional crush
Xoxo
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe April 15, 2024
usually defined as a flowing body of water.
This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!
This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!
A)Have u heard that river has a new partner?
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 26, 2022