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The highest level of ugliness. A truly unbelievable degree of repulsiveness usually only achieved by little fat security guards.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 29, 2009
Get the Scotch Fugly mug.A person who is so tall they can destroy a caravan by just standing up in it. As he stands up the caravandal's head smashes through the roof and the caravan is then ruined.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 28, 2009
Get the Caravandal mug.Tent-sized light blue Y-fronts worn by Nogtard. First spotted on 22nd August when Nogtard stopped in the street and lifted his polo shirt. The pants were halfway up his chest and of a style not made since 1987. How often he changes them is anyone's guess.
Are we getting a marquee for my birthday party?
Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.
Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 22, 2009
Get the Nogtard's pants mug.A version of Bruce Springsteen's song "Born to Run" sung by Pork Scotch, the world's ugliest dickhead. First sung as a drunken karaoke performance and later recorded at Goofy Granny's expense. The record sold precisely 2 copies.
I've made a record therefore I'm young and cool.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009
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Where's Nogtard's Bog gone? Thought the Maltby men were all heroes.
That's the work of a Rogue Maltbyite. The Heroes must be informed so they can string the vile bastard up.
That's the work of a Rogue Maltbyite. The Heroes must be informed so they can string the vile bastard up.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009
Get the Rogue Maltbyite mug.A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009
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