butthead's definitions

schmeggy

cheezy, nasty, reeking like smegma

the milk went all schmeggy

by butthead April 15, 2008

eat shit and live

eat shit and live.. that way you have to taste it.
just another pleasantry for the people you care most about.

Eat shit and live, you vegan waste of space...

by butthead May 21, 2006

real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

by butthead May 11, 2006

dick smasher

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.

Dubya is a dick smasher

by Butthead December 2, 2005

whore nugget

A sexual infection, or sore, growth, etc. on one's penis, or genitals

I woke up after that packer party with a massive whore nugget on my dick.

by butthead May 2, 2006

anal crusader

A practicing butt pirate

Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!

by butthead January 5, 2006

shit eating

To be exceptionally smug, full of oneself.

after that gummer i had a shit eating grin

by butthead May 10, 2006