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Sherlock

A derogatory name (derived from Sherlock Holmes) given to someone who makes a revelation or discovery which he thinks is a big deal, but which is common knowledge or very obvious. Usually used in conjunction with "No shit"
Harold finally found out what everyone else already knows....that Michelle, the chick who looks and dresses like a guy, is a raving lesbian. When he told me, I said "No shit, Sherlock?"
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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blackballed

Adjective to describe any male person with very dark skin especially men of African descent.
Those professional basketballers would all be blackballed.
by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006
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mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.
I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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Whale hunting

The mass-murder of majestic defenseless harmless sea-going mammals by Japanese fishermen- all in the name of science.
Another shameful example of whale hunting with a 20-meter humpback skewered by those Japanese in waters somewhere in the Southern Ocean (nowhere near Japan) all to advance the science of glutony.
by busted hyman July 13, 2009
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the snip

Another word, of Australian origin, for 'vasectomy'.
The wife and I don't want any more kids, so I went to the doctor and had the snip.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.
Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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braille

Language spoken by severely drunk people.
Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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