busted hyman's definitions

show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.

Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

monthly nosebleed

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

vinegar tits

A woman who with a nasty personality, usually also rather unattractive and hence very undesirable.

Look at vinegar tits over there... A right nasty bitch with the looks of Saddam Hussein's camel.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

sheep worrier

A male person, often of New Zealand birth, who, due to his propensity for copulating with sheep, causes said sheep to be concerned upon sight of said sheep violater.

Here comes that kiwi sheep worrier guy; look at those sheep run.

by Busted Hyman August 5, 2007

braille

Language spoken by severely drunk people.

Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006