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Sherlock

A derogatory name (derived from Sherlock Holmes) given to someone who makes a revelation or discovery which he thinks is a big deal, but which is common knowledge or very obvious. Usually used in conjunction with "No shit"
Harold finally found out what everyone else already knows....that Michelle, the chick who looks and dresses like a guy, is a raving lesbian. When he told me, I said "No shit, Sherlock?"
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.
I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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Whale hunting

The mass-murder of majestic defenseless harmless sea-going mammals by Japanese fishermen- all in the name of science.
Another shameful example of whale hunting with a 20-meter humpback skewered by those Japanese in waters somewhere in the Southern Ocean (nowhere near Japan) all to advance the science of glutony.
by busted hyman July 13, 2009
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blackballed

Adjective to describe any male person with very dark skin especially men of African descent.
Those professional basketballers would all be blackballed.
by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006
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Busted Hyman

A good sign that a female human being is no longer a virgin. This is because the hyman (or more correctly 'hymen') is broken or busted at first penetration by a penis or similar object.
That girl's a big slut. She would have a busted hyman for sure.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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poo puncher

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.
Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.
by Busted Hyman September 4, 2007
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Incest

Sexual contact, usually consensual, between two or more members of a nuclear family, such as brother and sister or father and daughter. Generally, the practice is absolutely tabu however it is the norm and completely acceptable in Tasmania and certain parts of the United States.
Johnnie just fucked his little sister, Mary. They are always playing incest.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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