The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).
Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?
Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.
Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

A male person, often of New Zealand birth, who, due to his propensity for copulating with sheep, causes said sheep to be concerned upon sight of said sheep violater.
by Busted Hyman August 05, 2007

A good sign that a female human being is no longer a virgin. This is because the hyman (or more correctly 'hymen') is broken or busted at first penetration by a penis or similar object.
by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.
As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.
by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006
