sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.
Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!
by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006
mugGet the sideburnsmug.

Whale hunting

The mass-murder of majestic defenseless harmless sea-going mammals by Japanese fishermen- all in the name of science.
Another shameful example of whale hunting with a 20-meter humpback skewered by those Japanese in waters somewhere in the Southern Ocean (nowhere near Japan) all to advance the science of glutony.
by busted hyman July 13, 2009
mugGet the Whale huntingmug.

mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.
I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.
by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006
mugGet the mercaptanmug.

Beaver Milk

The aromatic and slippery juices produced and excreted by the human vagina as an aid to lubrication prior to insertion of the penis or digits.
Her cunt was just oozing beaver milk once I started to tongue her clitoris.
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006
mugGet the Beaver Milkmug.

braille

Language spoken by severely drunk people.
Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006
mugGet the braillemug.

Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.
Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.
by Busted Hyman July 09, 2006
mugGet the Vinegar Strokemug.

Polly waffle

A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.
i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.
by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006
mugGet the Polly wafflemug.